“When your cable goes out, you can’t study game film.
When you can’t study game film, you lose to Alabama & LSU.
When you lose to Alabama & LSU, you get depressed.
When you get depressed, you buy a Harley.
When you buy a Harley, you meet hot young ex-volleyball players.
When you meet hot young ex-volleyball players, you go on joyrides.
When you go on joyrides, you end up in a roadside ditch and fired from your $3.5 Millon dollar a year job.
Don’t end up in a roadside ditch and fired.”

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